AleahMya: RT @iAmMrNoDaysOff: *deletes twitter* RT @OfficiallyIce: Yo @PausePolice. Pause of Memorial Day Weekend. http://twitpic.com/51ca55 ewwwwww

Hi_imPetty: Me n natae had on matching meks n they like damn ok i see yall we like WHAT????

user47: New avatar: Me on a recent #rootbeer run at @POPS_66 in Oklahoma. I also refreshed my bio. You better believe I used all 160 characters! :-)

VideoVixenn: Maybe even on the first nite

iRapeBlckberrys: I hate when my mom gets mad at someone she takes it out on everyone

StefahBITCH: Ima bother my boyfriend on text see if he gets up >=)

TVDsquad: @BipolarBombchel @ErnestoRiley I was actually thinking of that! When I saw #ILUM, I was like OMG, ILLUMINATI!

Asante_Village: Wouldn't you want to live in a lavish 2 bedroom with daily conveniences in the palm of your hands? You can here http://tinyurl.com/2vuoj6w

mariaaxxsousa: Yes got about 11 hours of sleep. I'm good for tonight.

WinnyMoranta: RT @worldprayr: Glory in his holy name; let the hearts of those who seek the LORD rejoice!

thebitterapp: Bitter News of the Day - Church fined $100 per branch for excessive tree pruning http://ow.ly/55jFs $4K total, Holy S***! #wethepeople

chasealias: "What we Found on Craigslist, 2011", Chick Chik Weeeeee says Cubby from the #basehouse http://twitpic.com/4gl4a5

xxjbiebs4ever: Whenever you knock us down, we wont stay on the ground.... Justin & Beliebers <3

Sov_Res: Sure we had one on AV, but this whole direct democracy business of referenda is entirely unworkable & expensive. http://twitpic.com/5490l8

rbginsburg: RT @amyschumer: A couple people accused me of stealing the "Jews have horns" reference from Borat. Actually it was Hitler. Thanks for keepin me honest

iAM_The_HBIC: @BANkROLlSHAWTii Lol Damn! Ima Think Of Sum

EvineGrace: you're using/saving my STUFFS? at least care to follow huh? u don't know how much time&effort i've put on that BG/icon. #dmn

MaiThai215: RT @LUXURYTWEETZ } lol I kno Luv...jus havn a moment. EVERY where I go, ppl got ALL the good food & Ive got the blank stare look on my face.

AiReallyAm: RT @cl_double: #nothinghurtsmorethan my stomach from laughing at the destruction of Manchester United. #YNWA

UniqueVsMaree: RT @kevingetem: I gave up on you. Not because i don't care, but because you don't.

Lookinatchuchat: @hotblondecam Come video chat with me on http://www.lookinatchu.eu/

EvieHobbs: @laaldrick haha. And buses are the greatest ways of meeting weirdos... Not my plan. :)

DAVIS_BREED: Some things only exist in the streets of baltimore lol smh

PhillyHundreds: RT @Shmumbles: @alexenglish @ElectricZooNY #ae4zoo. He's a pretty cool guy. He plays beats and doesn't afraid of anything.

MAJORbottoms: @Dr_Jrey Finally saw a picture of your boy MJ throwin' up the hooks

skinbis: @Sharmila2502 Dream on, dream on. Dream until the dream cme true!

Sirdannat: I haaaate getting up for work on mondays - I wish I could be like this chick!! :( **INSPIRED** http://tinyurl.com/3wnkm6c

MyWTFMoments: @imtheeEXCEPTION Not true at all. It all depends on how she was raised. I've known many pretty girls who were selfless and very caring.

DiaanPavlovna: RT @FreddyAmazin: Think of a movie and then add IN THE BUTT At the end!! Ready set GO!!

Ollymillett: @callyslates what? @a_wozza yeahhh you know the tower at like the top of bhs it's like 4 stories above the shop floor and is all abandoned

Sellyxg: I'm terrified of driving. To my godmothers house too many hills .__.

emmillenne: RT @TheLoveStories: Life's a book. You don't know what's going to happen in the end but you just have to keep turning the pages. Move on. #TLS

vnisrezende: http://headbanga.wordpress.com/2010/01/24/queens-of-the-stone-age-discografia-discography/ .... Queens Of Stone Age !

en_Joyinglife: Was just serenaded in waffle house by the 'waffle house voices of faith' #onlyinmemphis

sandra_bieber19: going of.... love ya'll.... keep on following... Scooter & Brauniacs .....

Habs_luckycharm: @kalsmygirl To The Lovely lady of Stoney Creek...Heres YOUR song 4 the day enjoy!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rPe0BtYvTA

cchamaynee: RT @BieberInAus: RT if your part of #10MILLIONBELIEBERS! (follow me, i follow back)

pxbot: I just installed Ubuntu on my netbook. Blows away Windows 7 starter!

tiialin: Totally new thought that's exciting to me... now to figure the mechanics of making it work...

elincomm: Heading to the ocean for #inspiration. The best ideas come from experiencing the energy of the #water. People watching is a plus too.

Mjedesigns: To me, being Authentic means acting from your true wants, needs & feelings, vs. from "shoulds" or out of fear or obligation.

SamanthaDarnell: And of course they had to make me the assistant...

FullerBrushJeff: RT @motivationlive: Horse sense: The good judgment horses have that prevents them from betting on people

Broadcaster2be: I iTuned @Beyonce Run the World on yesterday & it's been on repeat ever since! "I think I need barber none of these_can fade me." Wow!

seg700wlw: how does that Izod logo stay on the wall with all the cars going by ? Super Glue ????

SmookMontana: RT @jbsmooth601 RT @djRickyRich: My bro told me I gotta hold da city down. I'm gone do it<==yezzr got it on lock....i second that

xXAnnieeTXx: get everyone you possibly can 2 go on www.facebook.com/Mikado --> top 10 videos --> VOTE 4 @Paijerichardson :) woopwooop PAIJE FOR THE WIN.

Jasoncairns619: just reached level 100 on Global War Online on my iPhone! Click the link to join my squad http://bit.ly/globalwarapp1 #iphone #ipod #ipad #G

terencefox: Messi is the Jordan of the Millenial Generation

podcastEpisoden: Dos And Don'ts For Talking To Kids About Money (NPR Programs - Talk of the Nation) http://bit.ly/k26ymB #podcast

rubyred_violet: @heather1296 10millionbeliebtards ;) and i said the end of the world happened when JB got famous so now we're in the black parade (dead) :D

annie_bezd: RT @katem3: SOUNDCHECK. Check the sound. Sound checking. Checking of the sound.

mymjjtribute: @naku_penda_piya IDK if the real CD of this album album is the same version but I guess :'))

natethegreat77: John 4.35-36 has been on my mind all morning. Absolutely pumped about being at The Vine with THAT passage on my heart! #AintSeen NothingYet

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erikbias: Sylvania 9003 XV BP TWIN XtraVision Halogen #Headlight - Pack of 2 Review http://goo.gl/fb/asVAp #outback #sport

xCauseAndEffect: Some love's got a built-in heater, some heat's gotta catch on fire... Put it out while you still can

Pss_Jessicaa: i feel like going to a quince next weekend, anyone know of one?:))

2010Enna: RT @BriFach: #Fact Peter reads 90% of his tweets. So watch what you tweet him! (I've TWEETED @peterfacinelli some embarrassing stuff pahaha)

MindyMacker1921: @belieber_in_JB Just Announced! bieberr to follow a handful of fans - you could be one of them! http://tiny.cc/q96il

giblove: Lost in the Wake of Zionism http://t.co/hkMjBZR via @foto8

GlitterySex: wonder where the ppl that I love seeing to tweet are. Get ur beautiful ass on my timeline NOW

imYOUR_Destiny: Got everybody way up in our business cuss leaving eachother stay on there wish list .

Coldplayvideo: United States Coldplay fans will enjoy in Cinemas Coldplay live at Glastonbury performance. Tickets on sale! . @coldplay

remcovankomen: is playing Original Gangstaz on my iPhone! Click the link to join my gang http://bit.ly/originalgz #iphone #ipod #ipad #OG

I_amLaw: 3-0 today .... Anyone down for a little 1 on 1 ??!? I need a challenge

JonasBrosSister: @JustMeCarly noo but i rewatched Eurovision 2011 & 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' :) And i have the 4th season of GooseBumps :)

bfreenews_tech: Welcome to the world of cybersquatting http://goo.gl/fb/Fse12

funinspace: I have realized i really want a smartphone the tablet is not what i want. I want the portavlity of the smartphone just the plan of a tablet.

JOSEFAWEAVERUeh: @KarolinePender If your bored with all of the hype then check out this program for guaranteed results http://tiny.cc/eg7rq/Sq1?=mti3

Mr__Spacelyy: Roll up some weed right on the Beach while you Tan (;

lookatDwayne: part of me is gonna be sad when I cut my hair yo

Damzy7: Kiss you on your neck and tell you everything is great

LoveCrash_: RT @GeniusLowks: @LoveCrash_ :o Ima spank you beautiful daughter >:b you did ? you should of called me i would have went and saved your life ^.^

mitchelfan4ever: @ryanochoa my neighbor and both of my grandpas are veterans :)

DaBieberDreamer: #BIEBERFACT when justin sees a girl crying over him he wipes the tears away. RT If you would cry on purpose so he would do that ❤

BiebersSuperman: @janellebieberxo Omg you're amazing Im laughin my ass of because of you and this Selena fan :'D

Klassy_diVaa: I sooo ((hate)) wen im on the phone wit sumbody and they tlk abt themselves the WHOLE time!!! #ugghhh Please stfu.com!!! ((dial tone))

DeeWuu: So there's snow drops (the flower) blooming in the last week of MAY!!! xx/oo

YusAnswerMe: @MsSonyaa wommp and y is that?u needa come down the weekend of the 10th.

health_n_fit: Functions of vitamin B9 (folic acid, folate) http://bit.ly/kWbHAR

ChattHotDogMan: It's Memorial Day weekend. Will be out again on Tuesday.

KatieShalka: aw!!!I'm good thank you, youu?? xoxo (@samlottuk live on http://twitcam.com/52zfe)

VrnRap: @duncan33303 you built your computer? i thought u were gonna make a vid on that

Juanjoalonso7: Niño! Que me agregue aelaa! Kiu_capici@hotmail.com (@OnlyAngii live on http://twitcam.com/52y92)

raknasavis: RT @barcastuff: Fb Iniesta: "Leaving Wembley, parade in the streets of Barcelona and end of the party at the concert of Shakira!" [via @andresiniesta8]